State of the Unicorn

Are you going to watch the SOTU address?

The Huffington Post has a great idea of how to do it:



EventInstructions
Obama says “let me be clear”Do one shot
Obama says “change isn’t easy”Do one shot
Obama says “make no mistake”Do one shot
Obama says “Let me be clear, change isn’t easy, make no mistake.”He’s screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells somethingDo two shots
Obama yells backFinish the bottle
Obama says “jobs”Do one shot, two if you’re unemployed
Obama says “health care”Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a sealDo one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a sealSTOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions BoPut beer in your dog’s water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dressGo immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is overDo three shots
Obama uses the term “Congressional leadership”Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he’s “fighting for you”Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions HaitiText “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

I have a few additions to this list:


Obama mentions “previous administration”Do one shot
Obama mentions Massachusetts electionDo one shot
Obama mentions “previous administration” and blames it for Massachusetts election … againFinish the bottle
Joe Biden says something before or after the address that he will later have to retractFinish the bottle

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Published in: on January 27, 2010 at 10:30 pm  Leave a Comment  

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